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Expert limpet trainer. Second string fiddle faddler all around top-notch basket weaver and weasel whomper Brian salutes his privacy and glow worms. Fond of color and tightly packaged ant repellant his days are spent spackling peacock end tables from Donavan St. Knighted in 1978 for his excellent chili fries with mustard and toast breakfast burrito éclair, Brian has sailed the 8th sea foam and glinted sand from his navel. True to form his scholarly intellect for post modern ancient antique Nuevo retro understanding of flip-flops has allowed him to achieve greatness at the world EBay finals for the third consecutive time. Pleasant and charming Brian is known for his speedy sense of humor and his dizzying array of cubistic index card mobiles. The ladies love his heart of palm and olive bar, not to mention his pole vaulting skills at the office. Tired of coming thirty-second best in the S. African bamboo tying contest Brian helped to establish a "Free for a Fee" homeless shelter combining his superb licorice knot tying skills with his uncanny sense of eggnog putty manipulation. From here he went back to Iceland, home of his anteaters previous owner, and freed the local chickens from their pox affliction. Not long after his initial success with the Homeless shelter he hit rock bottom when slapped with a $8 fine for parking in a unloading zone. Brian disappeared for many years only to resurface as a Bulgarian Turkish Indonesian Budapestian Cuban tarot reader in Arkansas. Tired of all the luxuries he sold his weeble-wobble collection and headed west in 2001.5. After obtaining citizenship he bought a kite-surfer and entered it into the Bay to Breakers run held in San Francisco. After mowing down over three-hundred people he safely made his way to a local portapotty and began to streamline his goals. Two bottle of Perrier later he and his trusty Pepto-Bismol survivors pack he decided to start racing motorcycles because it was a safe and relaxing sport. His first season he wanted to test out the local orthopedic surgeon’s skills and decided to smash his arm bones in four different places so as to add challenge. Healed and ready for another go, Brian plans to take off the tarp on his 408cc Dodge YSR and see how it handles at the track. His previous skill as a Top-Gun pilot will undoubtedly help him in his quest for the precious.