Kyle A.
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Kyle has just come back from his quest to find the precious. As you can see he was quite successful in locating both the pin of Geezer and Jemery Irons. Along the way he ran into David Hasselhoff and proceeded to "Mess him up!" in a game of blindfolded one-handed Chinese Checkers. Because of Kyles quick reflexes he was able to stave off a direct hit and spared his cruiser but had to sacrifice Mrs. White in the Laboratory with the ratchet. It wasn't long after his inital test shots were returned for further examination that he scored a leading roll in Harry Potter's "Return to Boreal" as a makeshift talking aspen. Use of a speaking coach taught him to warble his 'R's" and garble his "V's" and it wasn't long before he was upstaging Dug Fir, at least splintering his lines and limbing his art. Two weeks later, four Pepsi's, a donky and trip to Office Depot Kyle was on top of his game. It wasn't long before his "Race 4 Space" campaign hit the top forty and out-sold his own record of four from last year. With the abolishment of credit incentives a charismatic Texan saw Kyles finger painting and swore he was going to "take that kid to the top". Kyles good judgement saw through the straw and liver but he decided to give the old man a chance. Three years later, fourteen contracts written and demolished, nine winning shopping sprees at Target and on monkey later, Kyle finds him self riding high and stepping large. 2004 was a good year for the rookie rider and even with a slew of races missed he still managed to come out in the top 5 for his class. Keep on truckin' K, the precious is within his grasp!
